Bienvenue Bitches

by Team Kapowski

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What's up *&%*$ my name is Blair
My rhymes are fly but not like Ryan Air
I'm first class bitch I'm all frills
Coming in your ears with my microphone skills
And now that I'm all introduced
Its time for mission two; to get you seduced
So with my phone and my wallet and my keys lets go
Get this party started cause P!nk said so
And F Y I I C B A
With people who complain all day
I'll raise an eyebrow like Elton John
My hair's not ginger its chestnut bronze
Less like Richie Cunningham and more like the Fonz

Let's make this the place to be
So everyone in the room is making history
Let's make this the place to be
So everyone in the room is making history

Well I'm Blair by name and I blare by nature
Better run and tell all your mates
Just exactly what you've found
A sexy hot band with a sweet tasting sound
Our style's so fresh just so you know
So much so that even new borns go
"Holy shit and oh my gosh
It's hotter than a rogan josh!"
Text all your friends just to let them know
That we're on the scene and we're your friends not your foes.
I'm no gangster - don't be fooled
The only time I Pop Caps is when I play Bejeweled
We're here today and we're here to stay
If you don't wanna party then just stay away
Holy shit I think I'm going insane
So ladies please let me know whats on your brain.

Let's make this the place to be
So everyone in the room is making history
Let's make this the place to be
So everyone in the room is making history

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released April 1, 2012

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Team Kapowski Inverness, UK

Team Kapowski are a hearty dose of electro rap goodness from the heart of the Highlands, Inverness. Hooks that make your booty shake, beats that make your boots quake and tongue in cheek rap to put a smile on your face.

Team Kapowski are Blair, Andy and David. ... more

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