Hey Cheryl

by Team Kapowski

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Eeeee Cheryl ahah ah ah ahah
Cher-Cheryl ahah ah ah ahah
I am someone very special to us all
Cher-Cheryl

Well hey there Cheryl Cole
I really wish you were still Tweedy
'cause I think I'd sell my soul
To be with you is that needy?
I know plenty other guys
Who would say exactly the same
But I dont just want between your thighs
Because of your fame

Well I know you can't speak French
But you're bonne pour ma saunté
And I can't stop watching repeats
Of Girls Aloud on most haunted
I need love from ya
Because my heart it is starving
And you must be Sarah
Because my d-d-dick is Harding
And I like that bastard Ashley
As much as Nadine likes potato famines
And I would go so far as to say
That your body was built for slammin'
So whats it gonna be?
You and me we could leave this town
Leave right now
So whats it gonna be?
You and me
Blare By Nature and Girls Aloud

Well hey there Cheryl Cole
I really wish you were still Tweedy
'cause I think I'd sell my soul
To be with you is that needy?
I know plenty other guys
Who would say exactly the same
But I dont just want between your thighs
Because of your fame

I'm sorry Nicola Roberts
But I dont fancy you at all
Its not the fact that youre pale and ginger
Cause that would be so hypocritical.

But I've seen you advertise Kit Kats
And I think that I would like to tap that
So why dont you come over baby
Have a few drinks and maybe
Even if you want to, you could bring Kimberly
Cause I've been waiting for so long
So long so I wrote this song
And I'm a funny guy, I've got a GSOH
Plus I'm only like 3 years less than your age
So don't try and tell me that we're not compatible
Cause we should get Tangled Up and Out Of Control
And I don't give a shit What The Neighbours Say
Cause I know they'll just be jealous anyway
So I'll polish my whole package
And you'll Love Ma'sheen
Just hope you don't find me too obscene
I'm just waiting for the day when I can meet ya
So I can say, so I can say,
I'm The Loving Kind

Well hey there Cheryl Cole
I really wish you were still Tweedy
'cause I think I'd sell my soul
To be with you is that needy?
I know plenty other guys
Who would say exactly the same
But I dont just want between your thighs
Because of your fame

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released February 12, 2012

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Team Kapowski Inverness, UK

Team Kapowski are a hearty dose of electro rap goodness from the heart of the Highlands, Inverness. Hooks that make your booty shake, beats that make your boots quake and tongue in cheek rap to put a smile on your face.

Team Kapowski are Blair, Andy and David. ... more

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